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Joe Jones Goes to Paris:
Argent Sauvage

by Brian Benjamin,
copyright © 2001, 2000, all rights reserved

She held a white clutch purse close to her generous bosom, scanned the decks of the houseboat and even the silent speedboat Rocket Sled. "Where are you Joe Jones? Where are you? Standing here speaking to me and then . . ."

A peniche overloaded with gawking tourists floated down the Seine.

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And even as Anastasia Bardot, resplendent in a black silk evening gown, turned, caught her breath and narrowed her eyes, the whir of automobile tires along the quay was followed by the gentle squeal of brakes being applied.

Anastasia did not exactly notice, but the pleasure boat behind her had slowed.

 

In the blue and gold Paris twilight, the 80 people onboard, first one by one, and then by twos, and then in knots, stood and stared and pointed behind Anastasia until the whole tour group was standing and leaning and gesturing. Fingers pointing, red lights on video cameras blinking, camcorder lights competing with still camera flashes slashed into the evening like the landing lights at Orly Airport, as the car engine snarled itself into a low idle.

Anastasia spun, jumped at the winking tableau of lights behind her. "Mais, pourquoi?"

Then another heavy car door opened and there, dominating the view, decorating the night with an aura of decadent, luxurious elegance was a brand-spanking-new silver-chrome, Bentley stretch limousine. The taller of the two rugged, hard-looking men holding the rear door open, palm outstretched in an expansive gesture of welcome was Joe Louis Jones, mystery man of the harsh, exacting Atlantic, captain of the now-silent Rocket Sled, potent and menacing even at rest. The captain not even on the Parisian scene a full 72 hours and already standing her life on its head...

She felt like she were about to fly, under her own power, straight from the deck of the houseboat up onto the quai between the champagne buckets and the iced tins of caviar, like a cartoon character, or one of the kick-ass lady fighters from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

And yet there was that hard, unyielding jacket bulge too big to ignore in Joe Jones' cutaway Giorgio Armani white tuxedo coat, another, angular, rigid, unmistakable at his ankle, noticeable even with the perfectly tailored pleated trousers. This second fellow (he is certainement pas Francais!), dark, lithe, his hair a carrot red mop atop a chiseled face glinting with bright-orange freckles, bulky, heavy, with the pseudo-grace of a man over-compensating in each and every movement for the extra weight and ungainly presence of a military-grade semi-automatic pistol.

Noticing even though she was quite certain that she did not want to notice, Anastasia flew up the gangplank over the surging Seine like a woman on fire. Then she stopped before these two hard lean men, and to her everlasting surprise, curtsied in the manner of a schoolgirl snatched out of the ethers of the distant 19th century past.

She looked into Jones' sparkling eyes, and, almost overwhelmed by the cascading walls of evanescent laughter she saw there, ducked her head and darted into the back seat of the Bentley. She was giggling, as flush with wild, soaring tremulous joy as she had ever been in her complete entire life.

Jones was pouring 1958 vintage Moet into champagne glasses, offering her a frosted bubbly glass with his left hand even as he brushed a lush blonde curl out of her face with his right.

Before the heavy door thunked closed, the entire assemblage on the peniche burst into a wild joyous thunderclap of applause, and the boat's pilot unleashed a string of explosive "hoots!" from the whistle.

Not really knowing why, Anastasia blushed, struggling to balance her champagne glass. As the limousine pulled away from the quai, she lifted her gaze from the dancing bubbles at the top of her glass and returned Jones' hard grin.

"Where do we go, Joe Jones?"

"Toast s'il vous plait, my lovely" he winked.

"Monsieur!"

"Toast!"

"Mais non!"

"Mais oui!"

"You mock me, monsieur!"

Jones leaned in close. "Mais non" he murmured. "Toast, before the ice starts to melt."

Anastasia, lips trembling, swallowed. "Toast, Joe Jones" she repeated.

The Bentley zipped through traffic like a race car, crisp, nimble and brawny, the bottles in the full bar tinkling together like wind chimes.

Jones nestled closer to Anastasia, fragrant, American, and dangerous as a primed wad of plastic explosive. In her eyes he seemed quite mad. She nestled closer to him, quivering. "Toast, monsieur."

"Here's to Anastasia Bardot. Paris." He brushed knuckles lightly against her cheek. Anastasia shivered. "Vicious wealth." Her eyebrows formed an arch, an inverted "V." Joe Jones' grin widened. "Vicious wealth" he repeated, his sudden New York drawl a seamy Eighth Avenue taunt.

She raised her glass. "Vicious wealth, monsieur." She clinked his glass, shouted "Skol!" and drained her champagne in a perfectly well-practiced gulp - and he was forced, smiling, to do the same.

Suddenly, she flicked her gaze through the heavily tinted windows to the rush of passing street signs. Boulevard Saint Michel.

His smile deepened. "They tell me if you are going to do things right in Paris, in the city of lights, this is the smart way to start. 'Fast start,' we call it back home. Given the right... incentive... I am... given to understand that I can create a nightlife presence, a powerful nightlife presence, very quickly here." He refilled their glasses, pointed at the liquor rack before them. "Caviar?" he grinned.

"What they tell you is so true, Joe Jones. Many, many do... business here. All sorts of business, Joe." She set her glass into the rack, scooped out some caviar. "Perhaps zis is why you..." and she pointed, vaguely, with the caviar tin, in the direction of the shoulder holster Joe Jones made no effort to hide.

Jones kissed her cheek, poured more champagne, settled back into his seat and smiled. "We start fast, we go fast, mademoiselle. Maybe soon, we own the best nightclub in all Paris. You never know. We--"

"Argent sauvage, n'est que pas, Joe?" she purred.

"You never know, my lovely" he replied. Jones had a black leather satchel open on the floor -- and even without paying attention she could see the piles of banknotes sure to be honored everywhere. Jones grabbed a stack and placed it gently in her lap.

Her gaze darted down and she jumped. "Francs! New Francs! New Francs!" she shrieked. She turned the money over, riffling through it with her fingertips.

"New French Francs" he corrected, icy and cool.

"How did you know zis?!" she grabbed his wrist. "No one knows zis!" she persisted. "Even here in Paris, even here in France, it was only a rumor. No one knows!"

"The Euro was a dumb idea anyway." He smiled. "Besides, I read the Wall Street Journal... And Paris Match, too" he winked as she drew back. Then he threw another bundle of cash into her lap, noticing that she had gracefully made the first pile disappear.

"I cannot believe, I do not bel..." she moaned bouncing up and down on the car seat.

"We are now a team" Jones breathed.

"Argent sauvage" she murmured softly after a long silence.

"Argent sauvage" he replied as the Bentley eased up onto the sidewalk on Boulevard Saint Germain. "And now, my lovely, it is time for us to go create some... Argent sauvage" he finished as the car slowly pulled to a halt.


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